Its raining men..hallelujah!

Not really. Its just raining. Alot. I mean every day. Since I've been here. Thats alot.

I'm ready to start my business. Seriously. But, of course, there are complications. There are always complications.

Sometimes, I wish my life were slightly less interesting.

Oh, what am I saying? I'm bored out of my gourd! I'm still waiting for my effing cosmetology license!

Maybe I'll find a boring job so I can do culinary things on the side.

I dunno.

Also, I'd like a boyfriend, please.