For Christmas this year, I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

This here to the left of me is what I got for Giftmas. Its a crappy phone-camera picture, but I'm sure you get the gist.

Its a "Red Cayenne" KitchenAid Professional 600 Series.


Thats right, boys and girls, I got me my KitchenAid Pro I've been screaming about for, oh, 3 years.

Oh, the baking I'll do! Oh, the mixing! Oh, the breads! And holy crap, I can buy a thingy to attach to the top and MAKE SAUSAGE!

This is the coolest thing EVAR, doncha think?

Things are going a bit better here in Baltimore. I still hatehatehate my job, and I still have to buy a new car next month. But, I may be working freelance pastrylike for an already established catering company. That would be something, eh? Oh, that would be fantastic!

So, I have today, Friday off. I also have Saturday off. I also have Monday off. I do not have Sunday off. And this is why I'm spending December 25 here, while my housemates go to Virginia, and I am NOT going to Tulsa. Bah, humbug.

But, I'll probably spend the day baking stuff. That will rule.

I realized something.

I don't like Baltimore.
I don't want to live here anymore.
I want to go back to Tulsa.

Feel free to shoot me, or something.